Strangest Damn Things...
My life this week…seriously. Uterus is trying to bleed me dry…

sarfaticriss:

ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up

(via fuckyeahdestielwillneverdie)


Some people…

Waiting for the STAGE-5 CLINGER “boyfriend” I have going here to figure out we’re not dating anymore…

For Military Intelligence (albeit, Coast Guard…not disrepecting other guard members, but dude…this kid…), he’s pretty fucking stupid, for as many ” awesome skills” as he stakes claim he has.



beyoncebeytwice:

i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive

(via misha-bawlins)


  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Is that rain?

  • Siri:
    What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Let's get tomato soup delivered!

  • Siri:
    ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

  • Siri:
    Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Remind me to clean up.

  • Siri:
    Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Tomorrow.

  • Siri:
    I'm in hell. This is hell.

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

  • Siri:
    I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

  • Siri:
    I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

  • Zooey Deschanel:
    *dances*

  • Siri:
    Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.


So guys…

I finally finished watching that bootleg of Battleship. Because I’m a badass and watched it a day early…sorta. Damn loading times. Thank you, Asia for providing the cam boot.

Anyway…

GIANT FUCKING METAL SPACE WHALES.

THAT IS ALL.


You know what I want to see on season 7 gag reel? Jensen, Jared, and Misha playing twister.

THIS. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. AND ALL OF THEM PLAYING ALL THE BOARDGAMES FEATURED IN THE LAST FEW EPISODES.

(Source: ames-minion, via misha-bawlins)



hoboingaround:

You know you have a problem when you’re incredibly happy that your otp is together in Purgatory

(via misha-bawlins)


You guys…

I love this fandom so much.

I’m in tears dying laughing over the reactions to Supernatural’s season finale tonight.

So appropriate.

I can’t. I can’t even, you guys.

I might actually have to start reading Destiel again. My faith may have been restored.

And I am in complete agreement with Redemption Road secretly being Season 8. Carver was probably like, “Hey, this is better than that junk that dumb ass bimbo wrote last year…hm…”

OR WHAT IF CARVER WROTE IT…


DESTIEL KILLED DICK.

pockytardis:

CAS GRABS THE HEAD AND DEAN SHOVES IT IN


I CAN’T. I CAN’T EVEN. THIS.

(Source: onamelancholyhill, via misha-bawlins)


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